So the bowlers have gone to Melbourne three weeks before The Collective arrive. They are there for a bowl off to decide who should replace Broad. The Collective has no view as the selectors have already rejected our varied fast and dark arts from the touring party.
But The Collective is today going to make a proclaimation about tactics: don’t put your wicket keeper at third slip.
Unfortunately because The Collective has no access to coverage we can only make assumptions without visual confirmation. But it seems obvious. Your wicketkeeper will drop stuff if they are not behind the stumps.
Jelly arms? Do be serious. This is a bowl off not a circus.